I was Taking a Jog when in saw This House so i went to the door and knocked

 This Guy came out he Looked liked The Devil i asked him his name and he said Liam Devil......

 He invited me in and we Started to chat

 And chat

 And chat

 And i kissed him!

 I invited him to relax Then try for baby for the First time he said yes!

 Till i fell asleep

And in the Morning I puked sign Of baby  # 1!!